What a Difference 30 Years Makes

• 1972 Long Hair

• 2002 Longing for hair
  
  

• 1972 The perfect high

• 2002 The perfect high yield mutual fund
  
  

• 1972 KEG

• 2002 EKG
  
  

• 1972 Acid Rock

• 2002 Acid Reflux
  
  

• 1972 Moving to California because it's cool

• 2002 Moving to California because it's warm
  
  

• 1972 Growing pot

• 2002 Growing pot belly
  
  

• 1972 Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents

• 2002 Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children
  
  

• 1972 Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

• 2002 Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
  
  

• 1972 Seeds and stems

• 2002 Roughage
  
  

• 1972 Our president's struggle with Fidel

• 2002 Our president's struggle with fidelity
  
  

• 1972 Paar

• 2002 AARP
  
  

• 1972 Killer weed

• 2002 Weed killer
  
  

• 1972 The Grateful Dead

• 2002 Dr. Kevorkian
  
  

• 1972 Getting out to a new, hip joint

• 2002 Getting a new hip joint
  
  

• 1972 Rolling Stones

• 2002 Kidney stones
  
  

• 1972 Being called into the principal's office

• 2002 Calling the principal's office
  
  

• 1972 Peace sign

• 2002 Mercedes logo
  
  

• 1972 Parents begging you to get your hair cut

• 2002 Children begging you to get their heads shaved
  
  

• 1972 Take acid

• 2002 Take antacid
  
  

• 1972 Passing the driver's test

• 2002 Passing the vision test
  
  

• 1972 "Whatever"

• 2002 "Depends"